There is a bad dog here in the hood where I live, but the owner is all about the dog, and does not care about the damage, fear and bites this dogs gives out to others. He threatens everyone in the area if they try to hurt the thing. Actually, to hurt it, you would have to have a big sword or a gun, and you would have to be a good shot because the dog is fast.

I hate dogs like this one, which is a mix of a shepherd and a rott. Big dog with a big head, and huge growl and bark. People are afraid of it, but they are just as afraid of the guy who owns him. Both are a public menace, and many of the neighbors carry clubs and stuff out to the car, and when they walk around the hood.

I wish the guy would let the hound of the baskervilles out at night, but he never does. The local gang bangers would just shoot it then. This guys knows he has the normal folks in our urban neighborhood terrified. The dog police are lazy, and I think this guy has them on his side because he never gets a ticket.

I have a good method for keeping that dastardly dog away. The other day I bought pepper spray at the big sporting goods store over by the river, and I used it on the dog. He caught me by the side of the house, and I had it on my belt. I hit his nose with it, and he took off but I know I would be bit if he got close to me. Now that dog hates me, but I have to defend myself.

The guy lets the dog run all around the hood all day long. I saw this other can of Bear Repellant that went for $39.95. Next time I will get that for the dog. That damn dog will soon be scraping his nose in the pavement after I spray him with that bear stuff. He bit my neighbor last week, and the man had to get stitches and the cops do nothing. They take reports.

Some of us are thinking of forming a Dog Hit Squad, but the guy carries a gun around with his conceal and carry permit. I think he is a private investigator or something. He just tells people who complain to "f__K off. We all want to go over there in the night and poison the damn hell hound, but the guy keeps it inside at night. We never see it at night.

That dog has no more rights. We are animal lovers too, but we are all mad as hell. One fine day we will finish that dirty mangy mutt with some cleaver plot of destruction. Like I said, the animal cops do nothing, and the regular cops always refer the complaints to the animal cops. What a carnival our little street is!

All the houses in the hood are old, and some have good fences and some do not. If you are running from the filthy damn dog, you can get trapped. My little neighbor did, and he took it in the leg. After an incident the guy takes the dog in so it is nowhere to be found, then the evil guy who owns it denies it was outside.

I may get a cattle prod and take the dog out with maximum voltage. I wonder how much those things cost?